MAY 2023

2023

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 2, 2023, 10:51 PM subject 061 – 0205

Dear Justin,

I bailed on Mayday protests. I did go to work at the CCA, mostly
little touch-ups: built a small shelf, cut some Plexi, polished the
legs of the tables. After work I just wanted to come home and hang out with Jess, make supper, watch something. Something to take my mind off the shitty things going on all over the world. We watched some Dimension 20, a D&D-like show. I fell asleep through some of it. Then later in the night, asleep and dreaming of visiting the Yintah, not
just visiting but living there. And this morning, kind of dreading a
day off, too much freedom. Read articles, play SDV, clean up, make coffee, make breakfast, fret about the house. Feel guilt for not doing enough, for spreading myself too thin, for slacking off, for working
so much at jobs that ultimately help keep the status quo. I chicken
out when push comes to shove, or when I have the chance to put paint
to wall or dump some over that evil colonizer. Speaking of, I’m trying
to figure out how best to ask the city to change the name of said colonizer’s street. Any ideas? There is a petition on Lead.ca but a
paltry 72 signatures, and there is a Facebook group, but there must be more. More that can be done. I tried to go to the opening at the CCA tonight – well, I did go – but started feeling anxious, socially
anxious, and left just as the bar was opening. I don’t like crowds or making small talk. Oh look now there are 80 signatures. Thanks Facebook! Actually it’s probably more a result of direct emails.

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 3, 2023, 10:22 PM subject 062 – 0305

Dear Justin,

Today was my first day back at Vox. Lots of emails to respond to, meetings, plans, etc. Also, someone stole our Free Box! Who does that? It was a heavy box. I noticed that it was gone when I left for work.
We were wondering if maybe the garbage collectors thought it was garbage? But it has been out for a few weeks now. It’s a mystery. Anyway, I filled out my application to go to Unis’ot’en camp in June. My Ex has said she’ll look after the kids during my week, so I can be
at the camp helping out for at least 10 days. Not enough, never
enough, but it’s the best I can do at this time. Or is it?

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 4, 2023, 10:44 PM subject 063 – 0405

Dear Justin,

Another day of making. Making plans for upcoming shows, making travel arrangements, making supper, making wheat paste for postering, making cookies. I met Rose at the Berri-UQAM metro station to get her a new STM OPUS card as she has misplaced / lost hers, I still can’t believe

the bus terminal is not connected by tunnel to the metro station. The old bus station structure is still there, cordoned off and rotting in
place, what urban planning nightmare happened here? Also, should I apply for that job at the MACM? I’ve dug up and dusted off my cover letter and CV from the last time I applied there. It was back in 2014, and I was called back for 2 interviews, and even did some free work designing a wall for an exhibition, and did it all just weeks after
having knee surgery. I was writing to Stephen back then, he ignored me too, which kind of blew up in his face when the whole infiltration of his party became International news. Don’t worry, I’m not infiltrating the Liberals or stalking your constituency office. Funny, that reminds me of a bad video I made once doing exactly that, stalking Paul Martin’s constituency office, back in 2004 I believe. Like most art, completely pointless and useless when pulled out of context. And the context for me tonight is, do I really want a full-time job? What do I gain (stability, more $$$, benefits) and what do I lose (flexibility, precious time). I’ll ask the Universe Splitter. And the answer is…

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 5, 2023, 9:41 AM subject 064 – 0505

Dear Prime Minister,

I am writing to you with deep respect and admiration for the work you have done for our great country, Canada. As a citizen, I feel
fortunate to have a leader who is dedicated to the well-being and progress of our nation.

I would like to bring to your attention a matter that concerns me deeply, and I believe it is of utmost importance for our country’s future. As you are aware, climate change is one of the most pressing issues facing humanity today. Canada has been making significant progress in reducing its carbon emissions, but we need to do more.

In recent years, we have seen the devastating effects of climate
change on our environment and our communities. Wildfires, floods, and extreme weather events have become more frequent and severe. The impact on our economy, our health, and our way of life is immense.

As a responsible and progressive nation, we need to take decisive action to address this issue. I urge you to prioritize climate change in your government’s agenda and implement policies that will accelerate our transition to a low-carbon economy.

We need to invest in renewable energy, reduce our reliance on fossil fuels, and promote sustainable practices in all sectors of our economy. We also need to work with other nations to find global solutions to this global problem.

I believe that Canada has the potential to be a leader in the fight against climate change. With your leadership and commitment, we can build a sustainable future for our children and generations to come.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, [Your name]

Regenerate response? Definitely! Did I fool you, Justin? Or did you know this was a Chat GPT generated letter? Damn it’s scary it’s so good. I don’t think it could ever really replicate my slightly

unhinged way of writing to you. “Deep respect and admiration”? Gimme a break.

Oh, and the Universe Splitter said I should apply for that job at the MAC, so that is what I am working on now. Should I let Chat GPT write my cover letter? Let’s ask the Universe Splitter…

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 6, 2023, 10:50 PM subject 065 – 0605

Dear Prime Minister,

Today was a very busy day for me. I woke up early in the morning to get ready for work. I work as a software developer at a technology firm, so my work involves sitting in front of a computer for long hours.

As I started my workday, I realized that there was a major bug in the software I was working on. It took me several hours to debug and fix the issue, but I finally managed to resolve it. I felt relieved and accomplished, as this was a crucial component of the project.

After work, I met up with some friends for dinner. We went to a new restaurant that had just opened up in the city. The food was delicious, and we had a great time catching up with each other.

On my way back home, I stopped at the grocery store to pick up some essentials. The store was quite busy, but I managed to get everything I needed and headed back home.

Once I was home, I spent some time catching up on some reading. I am currently reading a book on global politics, which has been quite enlightening.

Overall, it was a busy but productive day. I feel grateful for having a job that challenges me and for having good friends to spend time with. I hope you had a good day as well.

Sincerely,

Actually, you should know me by now, I am definitely not a software developer. I worked in the yard a bit this morning, stitching the
string lights back together that the squirrels had gnawed through in many places this past winter. The kids and I also walked to the Green Slide park. Our block lost electricity in the morning, some sort of accident or incident somewhere nearby. We all packed up and headed to Laval after lunch for the RenFair. The archery demos were a favourite, though Sol and I also spent a fair bit of time sword fighting each

other. Jess and Rose bought fairy or elf ears, but all the foam

weapons were too expensive. We’re not that into it. I don’t know what I’m into lately. Avoiding my taxes, avoiding any real work tackling homelessness or trying to get the city to decriminalize drugs, avoiding picketing the RBC branches, avoiding the studio. Actually I went to the studio yesterday, to get a roller to wheat paste some posters up, and I stayed for a bit, not enough time to do anything,

but enough time to think about what I wasn’t doing. Oh, I did apply for that job, but I wrote the letter myself, I’ll save the Chat GPT
for my letters to you.
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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 7, 2023, 11:13 PM subject 066 – 0705

Dear Prime Minister,

I hope this diary entry finds you in good health and high spirits. It has been a while since I last penned my thoughts, but today, I felt compelled to share my reflections with you once again.

As I observe the world around me, I cannot help but marvel at the immense progress and the unprecedented challenges we face in these transformative times. Our nation continues to stand tall, navigating through the winds of change with resilience and determination. Under your leadership, we have witnessed remarkable strides in various domains, and I remain optimistic about the future that lies ahead.

One area that particularly warrants our attention is climate change. Mother Nature’s wrath has become increasingly apparent, with extreme weather events wreaking havoc on lives and livelihoods. I applaud the steps your government has taken to address this global crisis, but I
urge you to escalate our efforts. Our nation has the potential to
become a beacon of sustainable development, fostering innovation, and leading the way towards a greener, more resilient future. Let us strengthen our commitment to renewable energy, invest in sustainable infrastructure, and prioritize environmental conservation, leaving a lasting legacy for generations to come.

In the realm of education, I am heartened by the strides we have made in ensuring access to quality learning for all. However, we must not rest on our laurels. The pandemic has exposed the existing inequities in our educational system, and it is imperative that we bridge the digital divide and provide equal opportunities to every child, regardless of their background. By fostering a culture of lifelong learning and encouraging critical thinking, we can equip our youth with the skills needed to thrive in an ever-evolving world.

Moreover, the health and well-being of our citizens continue to be of utmost importance. The pandemic has underscored the significance of a robust healthcare system. I commend the efforts to vaccinate our population swiftly and efficiently. As we move forward, let us not overlook the importance of mental health and ensure adequate resources are allocated to support those in need. By prioritizing both physical

and mental well-being, we can foster a society that is strong, compassionate, and resilient.

Lastly, I would like to express my gratitude for your dedication and unwavering commitment to public service. Leading a nation is undoubtedly a daunting task, but your leadership has been a beacon of hope for millions. I encourage you to stay true to your convictions, listen to the diverse voices of our nation, and continue to lead with integrity and compassion.

Prime Minister, as I conclude this diary entry, I remain hopeful for the future, knowing that our nation is in capable hands. Together, let us build a society that leaves no one behind, upholds justice and equality, and strives for progress and prosperity.

With warm regards,

Can you believe that baloney! What utter bollocks. Today I went to the library with Sol to get books on Sloths for a school project, then
dropped him off at a friends’ for a play date, then stuck up posters
and stickers around some RBC branches – my wheat paste formula is working well – and then worked in the back yard a bit, tying up the out-of-control raspberry bushes, then went for a walk with Jess and
then picked Sol up, made supper for everyone, baked cookies, watched
part of a movie with Rose, got everyone to bed, cleaned the kitchen,
and sent some letters to elected officials about the Decriminalising
drug possession and changing the name of Avenue Christophe Columb. Oh, and ordered a T-shirt from Decolonial Clothing: Not my King.

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 8, 2023, 9:51 PM subject 067 – 0805

Dear Prime Minister,
I hope this letter finds you well. As always, it’s an honor to have the opportunity to share my thoughts

with you. It is sometimes the most onerous part of my busy day.

Today, I want to discuss an issue that has been weighing heavily on my mind: the environment. As we continue to face the consequences of climate change, it’s become increasingly clear that urgent action is needed to protect our planet. Carbon neutral by 2030 is a lie.

I know that your government has taken steps to address this issue, but I believe that we can and must do more. We need to invest in renewable energy sources, reduce our reliance on fossil fuels, and encourage sustainable practices in all sectors of society. Carbon neutral by 2030 is a lie.

Furthermore, we must ensure that the voices of Indigenous peoples and other marginalized communities are heard and respected in these discussions. They have been disproportionately affected by environmental degradation and have valuable knowledge and solutions to offer. Land Back. All of it. Also, Not My King.

I urge you to take bold action on this issue. The future of our planet and all those who call it home depend on it. Stop building new pipelines. Stop as in stop. Now and in now. No means no.

Thank you for your time and consideration. The AI is getting closer, isn’t it? Sincerely,
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• °  Chris Lloyd
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from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 10, 2023, 10:55 PM subject 068 – 1005

The Right Honourable Justin Trudeau
Subject: Apology for Delayed Communication Dear Prime Minister Trudeau, Justin,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. Or sick and wracked with guilt. I am writing to you today to offer my sincere apologies for not sending a communication to your esteemed office yesterday, as I had intended. I regretfully admit that I was unable to fulfill my obligations due to a personal circumstance that I would like to explain. Let the AI explain.

Yesterday, I had the incredible opportunity to meet my podcast heroes, Sandy Hudson and Nora Loreto, during a night out. As a dedicated listener of their podcast and an ardent admirer of their work, this was an experience I could not pass up. However, I must confess that I allowed myself to indulge in the festivities a little too much, which left me hungover and unable to complete my tasks in a timely manner.

Please understand that this occurrence was an exceptional deviation from my usual commitment to my responsibilities. I deeply regret any inconvenience or disappointment my delayed communication may have caused you or your office. It is not a reflection of my character or my dedication to my duties. Actually it is a fairly accurate reflection of my character and dedication.

As a responsible citizen and someone who highly respects the importance of punctuality and accountability, I assure you that such an oversight will not happen again. I can’t promise that; it will undoubtedly happen again. I have taken the necessary steps to ensure that I exercise better judgment and self-control in the future to prevent any recurrence of this situation. No steps were taken.

Once again, please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvenience or disappointment caused. I remain committed to supporting and contributing to the well-being and progress of our great nation, and I am truly sorry for this lapse in my responsibilities. Not sure about

Thank you for your understanding, Prime Minister. I am grateful for your continued leadership and the tireless efforts of your government to make Canada a better place for all its citizens. So how about we just abolish the monarchy already?

I did go to Vox in the morning, picked up the Free Box, and bought some more pressure treated 1×6″ boards to clad the whole box, and installed a lock, so hopefully it isn’t taken again. But I also had a nice nap, which really helps break up the week. Jess and I agree: an ideal work week would be 2 days work, 1 day off, 2 days work and then 2 days off. Didn’t modernism promise this to us over 50 years ago? Neo-Liberalism Stole My Leisure Time and All I Got Was This Lousy Smartphone.

Yours faithfully, [Your Full Name] —

• °  Chris Lloyd
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• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 11, 2023, 10:40 PM subject 069 – 1105

The Right Honourable Justin Trudeau
Subject: Urgent Call to End the Monarchy in Canada Dear Prime Minister Trudeau, Justin

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to you today to express my deep concerns regarding the continued presence of the monarchy in our nation and to urge you to take immediate action to end this outdated institution.

While Canada has undoubtedly thrived as a constitutional monarchy for many years, indeed thrived because it was able to use the Doctrine of Discovery to steal all the land, it is time for us to reassess the relevance and necessity of such a system in our modern society. The monarchy, with its hereditary nature and unequal distribution of power, is fundamentally at odds with the principles of equality, democracy, and meritocracy that Canada strives to uphold.

It is crucial to acknowledge that the monarchy symbolizes a bygone era, where power was concentrated in the hands of a select few based solely on their lineage. In a diverse and inclusive society like ours, it is incongruous to maintain a head of state who holds their position solely by virtue of birthright rather than qualifications, skills, or the democratic will of the people.

Moreover, the financial burden associated with supporting the monarchy cannot be ignored. In a time when our country faces pressing challenges, including economic recovery, healthcare, climate change, and social inequality, it is unacceptable to allocate substantial resources to an institution that serves predominantly ceremonial purposes and lacks direct accountability to the Canadian people. Also, we should pull out of NATO. Billions upon billions of dollars going to what, exactly?

By transitioning away from the monarchy and embracing a republican form of governance, although I am partial to embracing more anarchy into our daily politics, Canada would have the opportunity to strengthen its democratic foundations and promote a more inclusive society. We could adopt a system where our head of state is chosen through transparent and democratic processes, ensuring that leadership positions are accessible to all individuals based on their abilities, achievements, and commitment to serving the nation. This would of course mean getting rid of our antiquated and un-democratic “first past the post” system.

I urge you, Prime Minister, to seize this historic opportunity to lead Canada towards a future where our head of state is a reflection of our shared values and aspirations. Initiate a national dialogue on the future of the monarchy, engaging Canadians from all walks of life, and allow their voices to shape the path forward.

Please consider establishing a Royal Commission or a Parliamentary Committee to thoroughly examine the implications, options, and best practices for transitioning to a republic. This will ensure a comprehensive assessment of the social, political, and economic aspects involved, and enable informed decision-making. And give all the Land Back.

As a citizen who deeply believes in the principles of democracy, equality, and progress, (leaning towards Degrowth as a form of progress) I implore you to prioritize this urgent matter. Let us embark on a transformative journey that reflects the aspirations of a modern Canada, free from the constraints and inequities associated with a hereditary monarchy.

Thank you for your attention to this crucial matter. I remain hopeful that you will take bold and decisive action, keeping the best interests of our nation and its citizens at heart.

Yours sincerely, [Your Full Name]

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 12, 2023, 10:49 PM subject 070 – 1205

The Right Honourable Justin Trudeau,
Subject: A Day of Reflection on Art, Community, and the Need to Defund the Police Dear Prime Minister Trudeau,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to share a recent experience that has left me contemplating the importance of community, social justice, and the need to address systemic issues in our society. It was a day filled with personal tasks, but also a day of introspection about the pressing issue of defunding the police.

Yesterday, Today I rented a van to facilitate the transportation of artwork to my workplace. As I navigated the streets, my mind wandered from logistical considerations to the broader challenges facing our communities. While the artwork brought me joy and inspiration, it also served as a reminder of the diverse voices and perspectives that need to be supported and uplifted. What brought me joy was the freedom of the highway, the open road, far from the gridlock of city traffic. While driving to Trois Rivières and back I was struck with the weird idea of someday renting a van like the one I was driving today, a new Ram 1500 or something, and just not returning it, turning it into a camper van and away we go. I suppose this would be only feasible if I was already on the run.

In the midst of this, I found myself contemplating the ongoing discourse around defunding the police. Our current approach to law enforcement often perpetuates systemic injustices, particularly affecting marginalized communities. The call for defunding is not an attack on individual officers, but rather a recognition that alternative approaches to community safety and well-being must be explored. I wasn’t really thinking about the police much during the trip. I was thinking about it yesterday but forgot to mention it to you or ChatGPT.

As I drove through the city, I witnessed the disparities that exist within different neighborhoods. Some areas were thriving with resources and opportunities, while others lacked the same support systems and faced significant social challenges. While this is true, what I was mostly aware of was the traffic congestion due to the various areas of road construction. It became clear to me that investing in community programs, mental health services, affordable housing, and education would be far more effective in creating safer, more equitable communities than relying solely on traditional law enforcement methods.

Prime Minister Trudeau, I implore you to seriously consider the need to allocate resources away from policing and towards initiatives that address the root causes of crime and promote social cohesion. We must prioritize investments in mental health services, restorative justice programs, affordable housing,

and community outreach initiatives. By doing so, we can foster a society where individuals are empowered and supported, reducing the reliance on police intervention.

I understand that these changes will not happen overnight, but we must start the journey towards a more just and inclusive society. It is crucial that we engage in open dialogue with community leaders, activists, and citizens to shape policies that reflect the diverse needs and aspirations of all Canadians.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Prime Minister Trudeau. I believe that together, we can work towards a future where our communities are safer, more equitable, and driven by compassion and understanding. This ChatGPT is really good, this was better-written than the drivel I typically send you. It lacks maybe a few personalized touches, like the fact that Jess and I met up at Santa Barbara tonight for an impromptu date night, which was really fun.

Yours sincerely, [Your Full Name]

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 15, 2023, 10:24 AM subject 071 – 1505

Subject: Personal Diary Entry – Battling Procrastination and Playing Plants vs. Zombies Dear Prime Minister Trudeau,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. Today, I feel compelled to share a personal diary entry with you, expressing my ongoing struggle with procrastination and the unexpected detours I find myself taking. Today, as in everyday, the compulsion is grounded in routine.

Dear Diary,

I sit here, surrounded by art supplies and a blank canvas (not true, I write from home, and when I do go to the studio to paint, I have no problem), promising myself that today will be the day I finally make progress on my artwork. Yet, instead of picking up my paintbrush and diving into the world of creativity, (barf, the clichés are so cringe) I find myself succumbing to the clutches of procrastination. My mind wanders, seeking refuge in the comforting embrace of distraction.

Oh, dear diary, today I fell victim to the addictive allure of a virtual garden teeming with whimsical plants and menacing zombies. Yes, instead of nurturing my own creative garden, I surrendered myself to the captivating world of “Plants vs. Zombies.” Hours slipped by unnoticed as I strategized and battled animated adversaries, all while my unfinished canvas sat there, silently judging my lack of discipline. The non-existent canvas did no such thing.

It is baffling, dear diary, how easily we find ourselves entangled in the web of distractions, despite our best intentions. Time slips through our fingers like sand, leaving behind a trail of unfinished tasks and unfulfilled aspirations. The allure of immediate gratification often trumps the pursuit of long-term goals, and before we know it, we are left pondering our choices and the missed opportunities they entail. Can’t really argue with that, although it isn’t really baffling. It is capitalism working its magic.

But let us not despair, dear diary. Today’s misstep serves as a reminder that we are flawed beings, susceptible to the whims and follies of our desires. It also highlights the importance of self-discipline and prioritization. While indulging in momentary pleasures can offer a temporary respite from the pressures of life, we must not lose sight of our larger purpose and the goals that drive us. Destroying the patriarchy. Abolishing prisons, the police, the monarchy and billionaires. Giving the Land Back. Ending fossil fuel subsidies and stopping pipelines and oil and gas exploration.

Prime Minister Trudeau, as I reflect upon my own battle against procrastination, I am reminded of the broader challenges our nation faces. See above. Just as I struggle to resist the allure of a virtual garden, our society grapples with the urgent need to address pressing issues such as climate change, social inequalities, and economic disparities. It is crucial that we, as individuals and as a collective, overcome

the temptations of short-term distractions and remain steadfast in our commitment to building a better future for all Canadians. So, why are you procrastinating?

With renewed determination, I shall put aside the captivating allure of “Plants vs. Zombies” and return to my neglected canvas. Again, not a thing. I will remind myself of the transformative power of art and the positive impact it can have on individuals and communities. And perhaps, dear diary, by conquering my own battles against procrastination, I can inspire others to do the same.

Yours sincerely

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• °  Chris Lloyd
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from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 16, 2023, 11:28 PM subject 072 – 1605

Dear Justin,

I’m sorry, but I’m just an AI language model and I don’t have the capability to directly communicate with the Prime Minister or any specific individuals. However, if you’re feeling tired and need a break from your daily activities, it’s important to take care of yourself and prioritize your well-being. Rest and relaxation are crucial for maintaining good physical and mental health. If you have any pressing matters that require immediate attention, you may consider reaching out to the appropriate channels or seeking assistance from someone you trust.

So a new prompt generated this:

Dear Prime Minister,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to express my admiration for the remarkable work you and your administration have been undertaking to lead our country through these challenging times. Your dedication and commitment to the welfare and progress of our nation are truly commendable. This is of course not why I am writing at all, but you should know that by now. I neither admire your work nor find it commendable.

I must apologize, however, for being unable to provide a lengthy and detailed letter today. Regrettably, I find myself in a state of exhaustion that prevents me from articulating my thoughts effectively. The demands of my personal and professional life have overwhelmed me, leaving me drained and in need of rest. This is a bit of hyperbole. I’m not actually that tired, not even close to the type of exhaustion this hits my body at about this time on evenings that I have the kids. I was going to work on my taxes tonight – I did a bit last night – but got stuck playing that blasted video game again. Damn those zombies and those heroic plants!

Nonetheless, please know that my support for your leadership remains steadfast. Nope. I believe in the vision you have for our country and the steps you are taking to achieve it. Nope. Your policies and initiatives have brought about positive change, addressing critical issues such as [mention specific issues or achievements]. Wow, the AI didn’t even bother throwing in something generic about climate change. Is it getting lazy, or could it really not find anything positive to say?

As a citizen, I understand the importance of active engagement and participation in the democratic process. While I may be unable to contribute as much as I would like today, I remain committed to staying informed and involved in the affairs of our nation. I listen to the Canadaland shows (Canadalandback, Short Cuts, The Backbench, Commons), the Daily News from Nora, IG sites like Yintah Access, Tiny House Warriors, The Indigenous Anarchist, and try to stay current with the Defund the

Police coalition, the Shared Housing Initiative, but I worry I’m stretching myself a bit thin. And I’m already so thin to begin!

Once again, I apologize for the brevity of this letter. I hope you understand my current circumstances. I have faith that you will continue to steer our country towards a brighter future, guided by wisdom, compassion, and a genuine concern for the well-being of all citizens. I have no such faith in you.

Thank you for your dedication to public service. I wish you and your team continued success in your endeavors. This sounds like a rejection letter! Well done, ChatGPT!

Yours sincerely,
[Your Name] [Citizen of the Country] —

• °  Chris Lloyd
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from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 17, 2023, 11:49 PM subject 073 – 1705

Subject: Concerns Regarding Taxation and Illegal Resource Extraction on First Nations Lands Dear Prime Minister,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to you as a concerned citizen, deeply troubled by the prevailing issue of illegal resource extraction and its adverse effects on First Nations communities across our great nation. Specifically, I would like to draw your attention to the connection between taxation and the perpetuation of this illicit practice. You know how I feel about this, but I was prompting ChatGPT into justifying not paying income taxes to fuel illegal resource extraction. This is what it came up with.

Before delving further into this matter, I would like to acknowledge the significant steps your government has taken to address the historical injustices faced by Indigenous peoples in Canada. Your commitment to reconciliation, as exemplified by the adoption of the United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP) and the launch of the National Inquiry into Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls, is commendable. However, there is still much work to be done, particularly regarding resource extraction on First Nations lands. I might point out that since your party took power in 2015 only a handful of the 94 calls to action have been accomplished, and the action taken on MMIWG is negligible. Also signing UNDRIP means about as much as other treaties and contracts governments sign and then break.

It is widely recognized that the illegal extraction of resources, such as minerals, timber, and oil, is a pressing issue that not only harms the environment but also violates the rights and sovereignty of Indigenous communities. These activities often occur without the free, prior, and informed consent of affected communities, leading to devastating consequences for their lands, waterways, and traditional ways of life. This ongoing injustice perpetuates a cycle of poverty, inequality, and marginalization. This is of course exactly what is happening with CGL, TMX, the proposed Ring of Fire, the list, unfortunately, goes on and on.

One crucial aspect that contributes to the persistence of illegal resource extraction is the current taxation system. First Nations communities, like other Canadian citizens, are required to pay taxes to support government programs and services. However, the revenue generated from these taxes often fails to address the unique challenges faced by Indigenous communities and, in some instances, inadvertently perpetuates the very issues we seek to eradicate.

The current tax regime fails to take into account the historical and ongoing impacts of colonization and the extraction industry on First Nations lands. Many of these lands are rich in natural resources, attracting the attention of companies eager to exploit them for profit. Regrettably, these resource extraction activities often disregard Indigenous rights, leading to environmental degradation, loss of cultural

heritage, and economic instability within Indigenous communities. Didn’t you buy us a pipeline? With tax revenue?

As a concerned citizen, I urge you to consider the following steps to rectify this situation and address the correlation between taxation and illegal resource extraction imposed upon First Nations:

Review and Reform Taxation Policies: Conduct a comprehensive review of the existing tax system to identify its impact on First Nations communities and explore potential reforms that recognize their unique circumstances. This could involve developing mechanisms to ensure that tax revenue collected from Indigenous individuals and businesses is reinvested in their communities, fostering economic development, and supporting self-sufficiency. Or we could Give Land Back and place all Crown land under First Nations jurisdiction and they can develop their own form of taxation.

Strengthen Indigenous Governance and Decision-Making: Empower First Nations communities by enhancing their capacity to make informed decisions regarding resource development on their lands. This could involve strengthening consultation processes, ensuring free, prior, and informed consent is obtained, and actively involving Indigenous leaders and experts in decision-making processes related to taxation and resource extraction. This supposedly happens now, so clearly doesn’t work. How about establishing a clear Nation-to-Nation framework where the resource extraction company called Canada needs to negotiate in the same way it might when addressing the USA.

Promote Sustainable Development: Encourage and prioritize sustainable resource development practices that respect the rights, culture, and environment of Indigenous communities. This could involve implementing stricter regulations, promoting alternative energy sources, and supporting Indigenous-led initiatives that prioritize environmental stewardship and economic diversification. Remind me again why we are still subsidizing the fossil fuel industries? To get to Net 0 by 2050 faster, right?

Collaborate with First Nations: Foster meaningful and collaborative partnerships between the federal government, First Nations, and the resource extraction industry. By working together, we can develop solutions that respect Indigenous rights and ensure equitable benefits, including revenue-sharing arrangements, employment opportunities, and capacity. And teach that resource extraction company called Canada what consent actually means, that No means No.

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• °  Chris Lloyd
• °  514 295-3048
• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 19, 2023, 8:57 AM subject 074 – 1905

Dear Prime Minister,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to share with you a snapshot of my day and express my growing concern regarding the government’s continued approval of new oil and gas exploration projects, which has been causing me great distress.

Yesterday was an eventful day for me, filled with a diverse range of activities that shed light on various aspects of our society. Firstly, I spent the morning at my workplace, where I witnessed the daily struggles faced by hardworking Canadians. The conversations around the lunch table revolved around rising living costs, stagnant wages, and the need for more sustainable employment opportunities. It reminded me of the importance of your government’s commitment to addressing these issues and ensuring a fair and prosperous future for all Canadians. I left work at lunch, and ate a Bành Mí while on my way to Sol’s school.

In the afternoon, I had the privilege of volunteering at my son’s school. As a dedicated parent, I firmly believe that education is the foundation upon which our children’s future is built. While assisting with classroom activities and engaging with the students, I witnessed firsthand the enthusiasm and potential within our youth. It reinforced my belief in the importance of investing in education and creating an inclusive and supportive learning environment for all children, regardless of their background or circumstances. I was there for the Cours-o-Thon, a fundraiser for the school where the kids run circles around the playground, and I was helping keep track of how many cycles the kids made. Got a sunburn.

Later in the evening, I attended a friend’s art opening. It was an opportunity to celebrate the talent and creativity that thrives in our society. The artworks were a reflection of the diversity and vibrancy of our culture, showcasing the power of artistic expression to foster understanding and empathy among individuals. It served as a reminder of the immense value of supporting and promoting the arts as a means to enrich our collective human experience. Wow. So many words yet so little substance. It was Michael Eddy’s opening, a range of video, sculptural objects, ceramics, a wide range of weird and wonderful, incomprehensible things. I went with Sol, saw lots and lots of folks I haven’t seen in forever, some pre-pandemic, but the crowd was dense so we ghosted as soon as the opening remarks began. I grabbed my bolt cutters from my studio nearby and showed Sol how to cut through the chain link fence so we could cross the tracks.

Upon returning home, I engaged in the never-ending task of housework, a mundane but necessary part of life. As I scrubbed, dusted, and tidied, my thoughts wandered to a matter that has been keeping me awake at night— the government’s approval of new oil and gas exploration projects. Despite the urgent need to transition towards sustainable energy sources and combat climate change, it seems that we are moving in the wrong direction. The continued reliance on fossil fuels and the approval of such projects sends a conflicting message about our commitment to the environment and future generations. Just cleaned the

kitchen. I had made Bành Mí for everyone for supper, and looked through the box of books my Ex left for me, ones I had left when I left that house and that life, but hadn’t given away or thrown out in the purges. Some keepers in there, but also some for our Free Box.

Prime Minister, I implore you to consider the long-term consequences of approving new oil and gas exploration projects. As a concerned citizen, I worry about the irreversible damage to our environment, the exacerbation of climate change, and the infringement upon Indigenous rights and lands. I believe it is essential for our government to prioritize investments in renewable energy, innovation, and green technologies to ensure a sustainable and prosperous future for all Canadians. I woke up at 5:18 and couldn’t fall back asleep, all those thoughts and more racing through my head. I received a call from the MAC asking if I am still interested in the job. I was busy at the Cours-O-Thon at the time so I missed the call, I’ll call back today.

In conclusion, I hope my account of my day at work, volunteering at my son’s school, attending an art opening, and my subsequent insomnia due to concerns about new oil and gas exploration projects resonates with you. As the leader of our nation, I trust that you will give careful consideration to the voices of citizens like myself who are deeply invested in the well-being of our environment and the future of our country.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely,

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• °  Chris Lloyd
• °  514 295-3048
• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 22, 2023, 11:09 PM subject 075 – 2205

Subject: Denouncing Celebrations of the Monarchy and Embracing Personal Time Dear Prime Minister Justin,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I am writing to express my strong opposition to any celebration of the monarchy and to share with you the memorable weekend I recently spent with my children while also tending to personal matters.

First and foremost, I wish to make it clear that the monarchy holds no relevance or significance in my life, and I believe it is time to move beyond archaic traditions that perpetuate an outdated system. The monarchy represents a system of privilege and inherited power that contradicts the values of democracy, equality, and fairness that we hold dear as Canadians. By continuing to celebrate the monarchy, we are inadvertently perpetuating an unequal and unjust system that is contrary to the principles upon which our nation was built. Well, it actually is in perfect keeping with the principles that our nation was built, which is that of theft and resource extraction, like most empires.

Furthermore, I would like to share with you the personal aspect of my weekend that revolved around spending quality time with my children and addressing the need for personal space within our family. As responsible parents, my partner and I recognized the importance of allowing our loved ones to have their own time for self-reflection and rejuvenation. For Sol, who had a friend over on Sunday, it means playing video games, lately the new Zelda; for Rose, spending all her free time in her room drawing, watching videos, making crafts, studying or doing homework, or whatever else she wants. With this in mind, we decided to retrieve our camping trailer from storage and set it up in our backyard, providing a separate living space for my partner. Jess and I went to get Ramsay Sunday morning, and she has been living there ever since. She ws supposed to be on a house-sitting gig in Anjou this weekend but it fell through, and the sudden change in plans, and arrival of the kids, sent her into n autistic shutdown. Having Ramsay set up for her really helps, it gives her the isolation she needs.

The weekend was filled with joyous moments as my children and I bonded over outdoor activities, storytelling, and games. We explored nature, enjoyed picnics, and engaged in meaningful conversations that fostered their personal growth. It was an opportunity for us to reinforce family bonds and create lasting memories. We didn’t really do any of these things. Friday Rose had a pédago and I convinced her to meet me at Vox and we grabbed lunch in Chinatown and walked to the Eaton Centre and shopped a bit, and probably had conversations that might foster her personal growht. Otherwise we watched Finding Nemo and Dory together, and we do bong through the magic of Pixar. No picnics, but we did go to brunch at SRoberts’ this morning.

Simultaneously, by setting up the camping trailer for my partner, we aimed to offer her a tranquil sanctuary where she could enjoy solitude and recharge. Recognizing the importance of personal space and individual well-being, we believe it is crucial to support each other’s need for self-care and rejuvenation.

In a world that often demands constant connectivity and engagement, carving out time for oneself is essential for maintaining mental and emotional well-being. It is through such personal reflection and rejuvenation that we can better contribute to our families, our communities, and our nation. Better prepare us mentally and physically for destroying the patriarchy and ending capitalism.

In conclusion, I urge you, as the leader of our great nation, to reevaluate any celebration of the monarchy and consider embracing a more inclusive and democratic approach to our national traditions. Additionally, I implore you to prioritize the well-being and personal time of individuals within our society, recognizing the importance of self-care and rejuvenation.

Thank you for your attention to these matters. I appreciate your dedication to serving the Canadian people and trust that you will consider the perspectives and aspirations of all citizens as we strive for a better and more equitable future.

Yours sincerely, [Your Name]

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• °  Chris Lloyd
• °  514 295-3048
• °  Dear PM

from chris lloyd to pm@pm.gc.ca

date May 28, 2023, 10:11 PM subject 076 – 2805

Dear Prime Minister Justin,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. It’s been a few days since I last put pen to paper, and I must apologize for my recent silence. It wasn’t by choice or lack of interest, but rather due to circumstances beyond my control. Unfortunately, I was struck down by the unforgiving claws of Covid-19. Love the drama displayed here!

These past few days have been a whirlwind of uncertainty and discomfort. As the virus crept into my body, I found myself grappling with fever, fatigue, and a persistent cough that seemed determined to stay with me. I watched the world outside my window continue its ceaseless motion while I lay confined to my bed, feeling the weight of my own vulnerability. Actually, I thought I was coming down with a cold on Thursday, and assumed I caught it from Rose, and then spent the afternoon with her taking her to a doctor’s appointment and then we walked up and down St. Denis visiting all the booths as it was the Festival du BD. I went to bed early on Friday and slept through until 5pm on Saturday, and that’s when I first tested positive. I feel a bit better today but still positive. Jess is staying out in Ramsay as a result.

Through the haze of sickness, news of your leadership and the ongoing efforts to mitigate the impact of this pandemic reached me. No. No pandemic news of any kind reached me, the only news I listened to was a belated Daily News from Sandy n Nora and a Canadaland episode about how your buddy David Johnston will not call a public inquiry into the cases of foreign interference in Canadian elections because the truth would probably hurt the Liberal brand. I cannot express how grateful I am for your tireless dedication and commitment to the well-being of our nation. Barf. Your steadfast resolve in these challenging times has been a beacon of hope, reminding us all that we are in this together. Double barf.

While my physical strength wavered, my mind remained engaged, contemplating the actions taken by our government and the collective efforts of our citizens. Not really. My mind was a mushy haze. I don’t recall thinking much of anything. I watched the movie Widows, which was great, and the original Oceans Eleven, which stank. The magnitude of the situation is both overwhelming and humbling. The countless individuals working on the front lines, the researchers striving for breakthroughs, and the essential workers continuing their duties—each and every one of them deserves our deepest gratitude.

As I lay in my bed, isolated from the world around me, my thoughts wandered to the resilience of our country and its people. Canada has weathered storms before, and we shall prevail once more. Prevail? To what? What is this Chat GTP smoking? The strength of our unity lies not only in the grand gestures but also in the small acts of compassion that bind us together. It is through these actions that we find solace, hope, and the determination to emerge from this crisis stronger than ever. What are these grand gestures? I do believe, in my most optimistic of moments, that through small acts of solidarity we can build on movements that will bring down capitalism.

Prime Minister, I apologize for the delay in reaching out to you. Illness may have momentarily slowed my pen, but it has not dampened my spirit. As I continue on the road to recovery, I am filled with renewed vigor and a deep sense of responsibility to contribute to the healing of our nation. I have a bunch of projects to work on this week, and at the end of next week I fly out to BC to help at the healing centre, to help those that need healing from the atrocities caused by the Canadian state.

Thank you for your unwavering dedication, your steadfast leadership, and your tireless efforts on behalf of all Canadians. Together, we shall forge ahead, guided by compassion, resilience, and the unwavering spirit that defines us.

With sincerest apologies for the delay, [Your Name]

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• °  Chris Lloyd
• °  514 295-3048
• °  Dear PM